Pirate's find a time machine

“Captain the Wooden Glory is on our tail. I think it is time to load the cannons.”

“I agree, load the cannons, load the guns, grab your swords, prepare for battle! With all our men ready this ship will be unsinkable."

On the Wooden Glory.

“Isn’t it great that that weird old man in Port Royal gave us this time machine.”

“Yeah! Now we got one of those bombs made by atoms. It is sad that the captain wouldn’t come back from the future though. Oh well never mind. Let’s go put that bomb in the cannon. Ready, aim, fire!”

BOOM there was nothing but silence.

By Taine.

Rise Of The Cyborg Pigs.

It was two million AD. I looked out the window of my wonderful mansion. The mail robot was coming to day. I opened up a parcel and I spotted a letter inside it.

‘Archie, Days of evil are coming soon,’ it said.

The next day I couldn’t stop thinking about it what it meant. I steered out the window. then I got the shock of my life. Doctor evil pork chop and his evil army where rampaging through the streets. 

I grabbed my semi-automatic rifle and a couple grenades and sprinted to the panic room. On my way down I shot a cyborg pig but it didn’t die.

I looked it up in my space computer, how to kill a cyborg pig. It said shoot in laser eye. Well that doesn’t seem to hard I thought as I flew away in my fighter jet.

 Two hours later I landed in New Zealand to witness the world getting ready for battle. Then the cyborg pig army came. Bullets from soldiers guns slammed into the pigs but just as everyone thought the horrible pigs  were going to win. The power source of cyborg pigs was shut down because of professor Crumbs doctor evil’s side kick had killed him. 

Everyone ate bacon happily ever after.   

By Archie.     

Rise Of The Hairy Toes

Breaking news, a giant hairy toe his attacked Egypt with an army of huge hairy toes. The army held the attack but residents of Egypt where shocked by the horrible sight. Many schools have been closed because of the damage done by the giant toes.

I remember that day just like it was yesterday I heard the shocking news. I joined the army to kill the giant toes for New Zealand. Now I’m stuck in their horrible HQ with giant hairy toes all I can steer at.

Then I spotted a black bottle of hair remover. I dash past the guards and grabbed it. Then I sprayed them and they died like a chicken in a windmill.

Then I hopped in my blue jet plane and flew to North America and got the all hair remover in the world to Dallas, North America.

Then I flew my black and white jet plane over the HQ of the hairy toes and dropped the hair remover and killed the evil giant hairy toes forever.

By Douglas.                 

Planting akeake.

Yesterday the school planted 80 akeake at Rauceby. The school got there by van. It took the school about one and  a half  hours to plant them. after that we got chocolate cake for a reward.

by Rueben       

Welcome to Pitt Island's first post.

Pitt Island School is just to the South of the main Chatham Island. There are about 36 people living on Pitt Island and the school has 6 students aged 6-12.

We are going to be adding a variety of blogs over the next few months.